Apparently the 603 HP Mercedes-AMG E63 S is woefully inadequate, at least German tuner BRABUS thinks so. Meet the BRABUS 700. Dressed in black, it’s a Dark Lord’s commuter that can knock out 0-62 in 3.2 seconds.
While Dodge’s SRT Hellcat is aimed at bad guys with skull rings, embroidered, patch covered, evil metrosexual leather vests, and names like Clay Silas, The BRABUS 700 is aimed at world class evildoers. They’re basically guys who breed pet miniature giraffes (toy-sized for the kids), play with satellite death rays, and have names like Klaus Malum. If that’s you, this is your next commute car to the lair.
Power upgrades are based on a plug-and-play auxiliary control unit that provides new mapping for injection, ignition, and increased boost pressure. Rated output jumps to 700 HP at 6,100 rpm. Torque grows to 701 lb-ft at 3,500 rpm. A BRABUS Vmax Unit is under development that will increase the top speed beyond 186 mph. That could come in handy when running from a secret agent driving a regular AMG E63 S.
You’ll sound malicious, too. A stainless exhaust features electronically controlled exhaust flaps that can be set for “casing the joint” or “raising hell”. The exhaust also lowers back pressure.
A front spoiler, larger intake surrounds, rear spoiler, diffuser, and BRABUS wheels (with diameters up to 21 inches), round out the exterior package.
Inside, the choices are limitless. If it can be conceived, BRABUS will do it in fine leather, Alcantara, quilting, carbon fiber, and whatever else Dr. Nefarious requires.
BRABUS hasn’t disclosed price yet, but if you can hold the world ransom for one hundred billion dollars, what do you care?
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